The Academy Welcome Bundle
Learning German is hard. Or so you might think!
- Are you currently learning German? Do you wish there was an easy way to enjoy the German language?
- Are you frustrated by German grammar? Are you confused by German cases?
- Do you wish that German grammar wouldn’t cause you any more headaches?
- Are you looking for entertaining texts and audio recordings by a native speaker to improve your German?
- Are you ready to use a fast and effective way to strengthen and increase your known vocabulary?
I know these frustrations well.
Hello, I am Mark, a native German.
Even when I was a teenager I loved to learn and I read many books. I just loved to learn new things and improve my skills.
One day, the sun was shining outside, and I would have liked nothing better than to hang out with my friends.
Instead, I was sitting at my desk at school. My French teacher just announced that there will be a quiz.
All my energy and joy for learning evaporated in that moment. It did not feel like I was learning for myself, but for my teacher!
A year later I traveled to the USA. I enjoyed my time there very much! After a month, I was dreaming in English.
I became fluent — without even noticing.
So it is possible to learn a language effectively — when you are having fun while learning!
A year ago I started learning Italian. It was difficult — especially the beginning! – because almost every method I tried was super boring.
I started to lose my motivation again.
This changed when I heard about Stephen Krashen, a linguistics professor at the University of Southern California. What he said blew my mind:
We acquire language in one way and only one way: when we get comprehensible input in a low anxiety environment.
This blew my mind because it means I am not stupid. I was just using the wrong method!
I have found an Italian who teaches me his language through comprehensible input. He is a funny guy!
Through his materials, I not only learn Italian faster, but it is also much more enjoyable.
I am super motivated and learn every day. I want to sound like a native speaker. I want to be like them and enjoy the language.
I want to help you to enjoy the German language and learn effectively.
That’s why I created The Academy Welcome Bundle.
It’s a package that bundles together all my best products:
- The ebook Learn German Grammar with Humor: The Awful German Language
- The audiobook Learn German Grammar with Humor: The Awful German Language
- Membership in the Authentic German Learning Academy
What exactly is The Awful German Language. Let’s just laugh about German grammar?
It’s a humorous book about German grammar. This book will show you the German language in a new light.
The book is based on an essay by Mark Twain which I translated, corrected, updated, enhanced and commented upon.
Now it is much more than that.
The more I worked on it, the more text I wrote, the more inspiring comments I added, the more excited I became.
I had created a whole book that will help many people to have fun while learning German
And the humor in this book comes from the funny and famous author Mark Twain.
So this book will not only help you to learn German in a natural, authentic way but will also make you laugh!
Just imagine that: You will laugh about German grammar!
- very funny jokes by famous humorist Mark Twain
- German translation of one of his works about the German language
- German cases – explained in simple terms
- encouraging comments
- helpful explanation of the German language
This easy-to-read ebook with accompanying audio will teach you German in a humorous way featuring the humor of world-renowned author and humorist Mark Twain.
It’s fun, easy and friendly.
Let’s Make It Fun!
This ebook and audiobook package will teach you German through the comprehensible input method, i.e. you acquire German by absorbing the language.
No more stress about grammar!
No more confusion with cases!
This is a fun, fast and effective method to learn German.
German and English Side by Side
The German and English texts are presented side by side in columns and there the most important vocabulary words are shown in the margin.
Clear tables, vivid pictures, and color-coding make the ebook (138 pages) even more aesthetically pleasing.
This will make it super easy for you to quickly learn new vocabulary.
Over 6 Hours of Audio
Listen to 6 hours 48 minutes of amazing audio.
You can listen to the audiobook versions either section by section or one version in one go.
You can listen to the audio anywhere: laying on your bed, during exercise, while preparing a meal.
This will save you so much time while you learn the German pronunciation.
I wrote the book, which is ironically called “The Awful German Language,” to show you how to learn German with humor.
The Ebook: 138 Pages of Exciting Learning Experience! (German and English Text, PDF)
Sample PDF
Don’t worry, I have presented the text in a way so that you can easily read and understand it — no matter how good (or bad) your German is.
There are two columns: One for the German and one for the English text. Thus, you only need to look to the right to read a translation.
Additionally, I present to you the most important words on the margin.
The ebook includes for your benefit:
- clear tables
- vivid pictures
- matching color-coding
- important words on the margin
- vocabulary lists
Thus, the ebook is very comprehensible!
The Audiobook: More Than Six Hours of Listening Pleasure! (6h 48m, mp3)!
The excellent Stephanie Murphy and I have recorded the ebook for you, so you can conveniently listen to it when you are on the go or as an additional aid while you read the ebook.
Sample: English Translation
Sample: Slowly Spoken German
Sample: Normal Spoken German
Your benefits from the audiobook:
- learn German pronunciation
- save time by listening on the go
- understand everything by listening to the translation
- listen to slow and then fast spoken German
- fits any language level!
- helpful sound effects
Thus I present the information to you in different ways, so that even the most difficult concepts are easily understood.
Imagine…
Imagine that you are no longer frustrated by German grammar. Not only that: Imagine, you can even laugh about it!
I think it should always be fun to learn a language. The time you spend on learning German — imagine that it is the best time of the day for you.
Imagine you wake up in the morning and think: I can’t wait to learn German today!
Imagine you have a pleasant and fluent conversation with a German one day and this experience is untainted by negative associations because you learned German the right way.
You think back and you think to yourself: Now I finally speak German fluently and the journey here was so much fun!
Check Out What Other People Are Saying
This is what Mark Twain said about the book:
Marco, I think it’s amazing what you are doing! I am a huge fan of your website. I love that you used a small work of mine as the basis for a whole book. Learning German always gave me a lot of trouble, I wish I could have read your ebook when I was still alive.
Wait, I’m dead? Oh no! So this quote makes no sense at all, does it? I’m the humorist here, so stop making jokes at my expense!
Just kidding. But all joking aside.
I regularly get expressions of thanks like these:
Can I say that I love you, [Mark]!? I’m so glad that you’re gonna help thousands of people learning German through this method of learning languages! I can’t wait to use everything you’ll create! THANK YOU!!!! 😃
[Mark] is a really great instructor and inspiring person. He has helped me very much with my German and I find him to be a positive force in my life. [Mark] motivates and teaches German as well as acquiring a positive mindset.
By chance, I found this nice way to learn German. One course after another, they have not created the interest and language acquisition as [Mark] in no time managed to do!
Simple, fun, every day a little company with his advice and - I swear! - in a couple of months, all the terms, rules and theories in my head became fluent spoken language!
It was hard to believe anyone can understand me, I can go to the bank, I can go to the accountant, to the teachers in my son’s school, to specialists and I can talk to the customers in the restaurant!!!
And what is even more, [Mark] taught me to not be afraid of making mistakes, but to smile and have a bit of self-irony: “MAN MUSS BEREIT SEIN, SICH ZUM AFFEN ZU MACHEN!” 😃
Everything is likable, regardless of the context.
A thousand thanks, [Mark]! [Mark] needs to be supported; just the idea that he might stop is pulling “the ground under their feet” away! AGL – [MARK]! – there is no comparison. 🙂
The third part of the Academy Welcome Bundle is, of course, your membership in the Authentic German Learning Academy!
The Authentic German Learning Academy
Learn German the right way: through interesting, life-changing input.
What is the Authentic German Learning Academy?
The Authentic German Learning Academy is a learning platform created by German teacher and German native Mark Rösler.
It’s for those wanting to learn German efficiently and stress-free with bite-sized lessons from Mark.
Watch this short introductory video below to find out everything you need to know.
“Is the Authentic German Learning Academy for me?”
The Academy is for you
- If you want to learn German successfully and efficiently.
- If you want to master German grammar and pronunciation.
- If you want to be part of a growing community of German learners.
- If you enjoy learning about many different topics – from German culture and history to personal development and time management.
- If you want to have fun while learning and dislike boring exercises and rote learning.
What you get as a member of the Authentic German Learning Academy
Sign up now and receive:
- Access to the course: Interactive Video Lessons
- Access to the course: German sentence structure made easy!
- Access to the course: The Most Beautiful Places in Germany
- Access to the course: German History Part 1: Following the traces of the Germanic Peoples
- Access to the course: How you will speak fluent German
- 23 premium German learning emails
- Exercises to practice your writing skills
- Entertaining puzzles and quizzes
- Access to all future courses on this membership level
- Courses include over 49.000 words of interesting, engaging and comprehensible input
- Download (some, soon all) course texts as PDF, Epub, and Mobi for free as a member and read them wherever you want!
- Courses include over 8 and a half hours of listening pleasure
- Download all course audio for free as a member and listen to it wherever you want!
- Full access to the Premium WhatsApp Group
What you will learn
You will learn…
- How to avoid common mistakes many German learners make.
- Thousands of new vocabulary words, easily acquired through context.
- Essential grammatical patterns, easily acquired through context.
- The pronunciations of German words through audio files that are playable at various speeds.
- Many interesting things about German culture and history.
- Even more things (check out the course descriptions below).
You get access to these amazing courses
Interactive Video Lessons
Do you like my German learning videos? Well, in this course, you can not only watch them but also complete interactive German lessons!
You watch the videos and take part in interactive quizzes in between. This way, you will learn more effectively and with more fun!
These interactive video lessons include:
- Learn German with the right mindset
- I’m NOT STUPID! ? I just don’t speak the language well… ?
- The beauty of German prefixes
- ent-, be-, er-
- German poems
- Der Zauberlehrling by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- John Maynard by Theodor Fontane
German sentence structure made easy!
Ever had trouble with German sentence structure? Well, you are not alone.
But fear not! In this practical course, you will learn how to construct German sentences correctly. You will learn to formulate main clauses, questions, and subordinate clauses correctly.
5558 words – 1h10m audio – valuable, comprehensible input in small, digestible chunks!
The Most Beautiful Places in Germany
Germany and Austria have many beautiful places. In this course, you will discover the most beautiful ones! You will be amazed by the beauty of the Spreewald, Berlin, München, Heidelberg and many other places.
11342 words – 2h18m audio (incl. 1h32m videos) – valuable, comprehensible input in small, digestible chunks!
The course also includes a fun quiz and a writing exercise that will further improve your writing skills.
German History Part 1: Following the traces of the Germanic Peoples
I’m very proud of this course that will give you a deep insight into the Germanic tribes. They are the ancestors of many European peoples, including the Germans. You will learn how they lived and how they defied the Romans – unlike so many other peoples!
While creating this course, I learned a lot of new things and exciting stories that I’m sure will amaze you as well.
28441 words – 4h28m audio – valuable, comprehensible input in small, digestible chunks!
How you will speak fluent German
Learn how you can spare yourself many weeks, months or even years of frustration.
This course will teach you the habits you need to stop procrastinating and start enjoying the process.
3930 words – 42m audio – valuable, comprehensible input in small, digestible chunks!
And Many More!
Many more courses are in the works and will be released soon! This way, you never run out of comprehensible input.
I want you to have a fun and efficient learning experience. That’s why I will always make the kind of courses that help YOU the most.
How Do I Get Started With the Authentic German Learning?
To get started, simply click on the orange button below and follow the checkout process to begin your journey!
As an additional bonus, you will even get both the ebook and audiobook Learn German Grammar with Humor: The Awful German Language which will help you learn German grammar in a fun way at 50% off!
Sign up below to start your membership.
Use the button below to become a member of the Authentic German Learning Academy and get the book. You will get access to all our courses as well as the ebook and audio book for an effective and enjoyable German learning experience.
Have a question about anything? Contact me.
You can also schedule a call with me and I will personally explain more about the Academy and help you decide if it’s the right fit for you.